This is my kingdom

lizziemcswagger:

getting an A in a science test

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and i’d choose you.

Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Katie?

Yes this is Katie who is this

Hey homie. How's it going?

tired as balls

silenthill:

yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

Reasons to date me:

rachelisgrace:

-Disney dates.
-I like food.
-You’d probably be the better looking one.
-I will make you food.
-I smell good.
-Did I mention Disney dates?